When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it’s the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived.

After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service---as a meter maid. He finds it empowering. Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger.

Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who’s like him in every way but one---he’s an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do. Meanwhile, Steve is accepted into wizardry school.

Stan seeks out Francine’s birth parents because her adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don’t annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks.

Hayley, brainwashed by Stan in order to make her a sleeper CIA agent, is activated and ordered to marry the son of a senator, who happens to be gay. Roger and Steve create a detective agency, mimicking the 70’s TV series they watch.

Throughout his time as a CIA veteran, Stan has never killed anyone, causing three of his friends to help him hunt down his first kill.

Francine offers to become a surrogate parent for Terry and Greg, her gay neighbors, to Stan’s objection. Klaus’ vow of revenge on Steve and Roger after they play a practical joke on him has them in fear.

Stan wreaks havoc in heaven and in limbo after dying while in search for the perfect Christmas tree. He hopes to make a return to Earth to save his family, who he had put in danger of freezing to death by dragging them along on his quest.

Nasty Roger is given an ultimatum from Stan and Francine to start being nice or leave. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play a game of truth or dare, and Steve decides he wants to become a backup dancer.

TchochkieSchmear, a movie producer has teamed up with the evil Tearjerker, to help create movies which will kill everyone by making movies so sad that everyone cries themselves to death. Stan is a 007 style agent who’s been assigned by B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set and stop the diabolical duo.

Francine has had enough of Stan’s mom running to him every time she is dumped by a boyfriend, and seeks Roger’s help in finally loosening the umbilical cord. Meanwhile, Steve is given ick, a fish disease, unintentionally by Klaus.

Stan spends time with ’pretend psychiatrist’ Roger, when Francine wants him to open up more emotionally, but ends up being more touchy-feely than she can handle. Meanwhile, Steve vows revenge when Haley kills the queen bee from his science project.

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he’s shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor. When Sergei starts helping Steve build a rocket for class, Stan realizes the boy has turned into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for smuggling drugs back into the U.S.

The CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force after Roger releases photos of himself to the media for money. Tension at home begins when in a twist of fate, Roger is put in charge of the task force in disguise, making him Stan’s boss. Meanwhile, Francine deals with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan in order to keep his identity a secret.

Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world. After digging through his past, Stan begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North’s Contra’-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes North,’ life at home begins to head south as Hayley turns to body piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment. Will Stan’s gold lust propel him to fame or will he forgo it to save and treasure his family?

Unappreciated by Stan, Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger’s own plans to become the ’King of Spring Break,’ as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan’s tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life.