The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger's big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve's horrifying announcement that he's going through puberty! With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through 'the change' in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones. Meanwhile, Roger gets the shaft from the family and tries to make his own birthday fun.

Roger hunts down the culprits of what he believes is a case of identity theft. Meanwhile, the Smith family is duped into playing a serious game of Simon Says.

When Stan becomes his boss’ go-to guy, he feels like he can’t say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine’s Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but when Stan and Roger track him down, Francine is forced to decide between the two men.

Steve devises a plan of revenge after his girlfriend Debbie loses the presidential election at school. But his scheme backfires.

Hayley and Jeff head to the mall to shop, which later turns into a disaster, as Jeff breaks up with Hayley, causing her to go on a destructive rampage that has happened every time a boyfriend broke up with her/

Stan emcees a CIA telethon to raise funds for the agency's torture budget after Congress slashed it. But Roger is out to sabotage it because Stan stole the idea for it from him. Lisa Edelstein has a voice cameo as a magician's assistant.

When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes, so he sneaks in Hayley in a suitcase, raising the suspicions of the house detective.

Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours....

When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn’t a one family kind-of-guy.

When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

Roger is mad at Stan, so he wrests control of the Langley Falls Homeowners Association from him, then abuses his power and changes the town’s "American" character.

Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.

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Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.

Steve makes an attempt to please Stan by joining the football team, who then becomes involved and takes over as coach and kicks Steve off the team for not being good enough. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley both vie for a blue ribbon at the county fair.

Stan challenges Roger, after he declares himself as being sent to Earth as the decider of humanity's fate.

Lois and Stan decide to swap spouses with their Terry and Greg as Terry's father arrives for a visit. He is a former football player who has no idea his son is gay. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender.

Stan has a lot of explaining to do when he spends a night out with the guys. Meanwhile, a college frat boy is charmed by Hayley and Roger.